IN AND
AROUND
Welcome to The Funny Lion - El Nido, the den of the coolest cats in town!
Here, we encourage you to explore beyond the ordinary, live like a local, and have a roaring adventure with us. Our pride is ready to show you all the wonderful things about this paradise!
Whether you are here for a romantic getaway, a family holiday, or a solo adventure, this feline is always ready to lend a paw. Here is a quick rundown of our favorite sights, things to do, and bits and pieces about the resort.
We hope that your adventure with us will be beyond the ordinary! If there is anything you need, or at any time during your stay, please do not hesitate to approach any of our managers if your expectations are unmet.
Again, thank you for choosing The Funny Lion and we hope you have a roaring good time!
Sincerely,
Nikki and Ria Cauton
CEO and President
DIRECTORY
0 - Front Office
1 - Hunt Restaurant
5 - Sea Tree Spa
DINING
Hunt Restaurant
Hunt features a menu inspired by continental cuisine and Filipino food favorites, with special dietary menus and room service options also available.
Picnic and Packed Lunch
El Nido's natural attractions are a must-see. Enhance your exploration with a delightful picnic or packed meal, expertly prepared by the kitchen staff at Hunt.
LEISURE
Swimming Pool
The Funny Lion swimming pool is open daily from 7:00 AM to 10:00 PM, subject to weather conditions.
Sea Tree Spa
Relax after a day of island hopping and activities with a rejuvenating session at Sea Tree Spa.
Papaya Beach
Let The Funny Lion whisk you away to beautiful Papaya Island. Frolic in crystal-clear waters and sunbathe on the pristine white-sand beach. Our guests get complimentary access to this less crowded idyllic beach with a volleyball net, hammocks, and swings.
Bicycles
Get into our bicycles and explore the beauty of El Nido. Available for rent at Php 100 and must be returned before sundown.
Archery
Unleash your inner archer and test your skills with our complimentary archery range. Kindly schedule your lessons with our front office.
TOURS
El Nido, Palawan is home to spectacular sights, adventures, traditions, history, and culture.
Tick El Nido off from your adventure bucket list. A must-see destination amongst local and international tourists alike, El Nido is famous for its limestone cliffs, and many picturesque islands with pristine pockets of white-sand beaches, breathtaking lagoons, fascinating caves, fantastic reefs, and dive sites. Here are some destinations in El Nido to get you excited for your trip.
Have a roaring adventure!
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7 Commandos Beach
Only reachable by boat, the 7 Commandos Beach is one of the must-see beaches in El Nido. It is a pocket of white-sand beach and crystal-clear water perfect for swimming and snorkeling.
Big Lagoon
Located in Miniloc Island, the Big Lagoon is one of the most photographed sites in El Nido and features steep limestone cliffs surrounding a wide span of beautiful turquoise-green water.
Secret Lagoon
The Secret Lagoon in El Nido is a popular destination in Palawan, most especially during peak season (between February and June).
Payong-Payong Island
Payong-Payong Beach is one of the popular white-sand beaches on Miniloc Island. The idyllic setting consists of a small beach, amazing cliffs, and commanding rock formations.
Shimizu Island
Considered to be the best spot for snorkeling in El Nido, Shimizu Island is surrounded by deep waters featuring a variety of corals and fishes apart from the underwater beauty.
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Entalula Island
This idyllic destination has a distinct towering rock formation, powdery white shores, and waters that shimmer in various shades of emerald and blue on a clear day.
Snake Island
Snake Island is a pristine and untouched island located in Bacuit Bay filled with thick foliage and mangroves. It is a well-known spot for snorkeling and walking on the snake-looking sand trail.
Papaya Beach
Papaya Beach boasts of powdery white sand beach and an incredible backdrop of sheer limestone cliffs.
Cudugnon Cave
Tucked away at the west part of Lagen Island of El Nido, Cudugnon Cave sits at the foot of Mount Maateg.
Cathedral Cave
Cathedral Cave El Nido is one of a handful of caves you’ll get to explore on your island-hopping expedition.
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Matinloc Shrine
This is a small beach with some abandoned buildings, including an old Catholic shrine that looks a bit like a Greek gazebo.
Hidden Beach
Hidden Beach El Nido is a pristine cove of sparkling white sand and crystal clear water, tucked away behind a sheer limestone cliff.
Secret Beach
This is a small beach that you can access through a hole in the rocks, but this time the opening is on the water and you have to swim through it.
Talisay Beach
Talisay Beach is one of the famous spots in El Nido. The view is picture perfect, lovely sandy beach with good waves to jump about and a great place for snorkeling.
Star Beach
Star Beach is a spectacular snorkeling site featuring the beauty of the coral reefs, colorful fish, starfish, and sea urchins.
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Small Lagoon
The Small Lagoon in El Nido is one of the most visited tourist destinations in Palawan. It boasts some of the islands stunning limestone rock formations between crystal clear waters and lush tropical settings.
Paradise Beach
A favorite place for picnics, Paradise Beach is lined by coconut trees and crystal-clear water that can take your breath away. Another island that you can easily kayak to on a calm day.
Pasandigan Beach
Pasandigan Beach is considered one of the best scuba diving destinations in the world where you can find Philippine endemic animals such as sea turtles. The beach features a wide and unique range of diversity found both on land and underwater which is perfect for nature lovers.
Helicopter Island
Helicopter Island got its name because of the shape it takes when you see it from a distance. Its soft cream-colored sand and cerulean waters will lure you in and keep you entranced.
Cadlao Lagoon
With towering limestone rocks enveloped around the lagoon, the place gives off a fortress-like vibe perfect for a secluded getaway. The lagoon has an opening to the sea that gives a spectacle show of how the water changes from deep emerald to clear azure color.
FACILITIES AND
SERVICES
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Voltage in El Nido, Palawan is 220V. Multiple adapters for different fittings are available at reception.
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Each guest room is equipped with its own air-conditioner.
To conserve energy, please manually switch off your airconditioning unit.
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Information concerning daily flight arrivals and departures may be obtained from the reception.
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The Funny Lion has baby cots, baby bathtubs, and baby sterilizers available upon request. Please note that this is subject to availability.
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Breakfast is served at Hunt Restaurant from 6:30 AM – 10:00 AM daily.
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All rooms have access to a local television cable network.
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Our front office executives can make arrangements for your transportation needs. You may approach reception for assistance.
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The standard check-in time is at 2:00 PM while check-out is at 12:00 NN.
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All rooms are provided with coffee, tea, cups, and an electric water kettle for your convenience.
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The Funny Lion accepts major credit cards such as Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.
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If you wish not to be disturbed, you are provided with a Do Not Disturb sign inside your room.
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Reception will be glad to direct you to the nearest foreign currency exchange center.
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The Funny Lion is equipped with back up power generators in the event of power failure.
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Room attendants will service your room twice a day. Should you require service at a specific time of the day or wish to have more frequent service, you may notify reception.
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We regret that pets are not allowed at The Funny Lion.
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Should you intend to use the rooms or other facilities at The Funny Lion for photo and video shoots, kindly call +63 8931-9999 and make arrangements with the Marketing Department. The Funny Lion reserves the right to approve such activities.
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Each room will be provided with one (1) keycard for the duration of your stay. You are encouraged to leave your room keycard at the reception when you leave the resort premises. Kindly return the room keycard upon check-out.
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A personal safe is available in all rooms. The Funny Lion shall not be liable for any loss of articles in the room. Cash, jewelry, and other valuable items must be kept in the safety deposit box inside your cabinet. Instructions on programming your PIN are provided for your easy reference. You may contact reception for assistance.
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To request a wake-up call, please contact reception.
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Feel free to call reception or approach us at the front desk if you wish to arrange diving, snorkeling, and other water activities.
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In-house guests and restaurant patrons can use The Funny Lion’s complimentary 24-hour Wi-Fi Internet access. The resort’s island location and weather conditions may affect Wi-Fi speed and performance. For information on how to connect to the resort’s wireless network, please contact reception.
HUNT
MENU
RAJA - OIL MASSAGE
60 minutes - Php 1,470 | 90 minutes - Php 2,100
Ease muscle tension with this treatment inspired by traditional oil-based
massage techniques that feature gentle kneading. It offers
ultimate relaxation, helping increase oxygen levels in the blood, and
promoting circulation and flexibility.
BAGTAK - FOOT MASSAGE
60 minutes - Php 680| 90 minutes - Php 995
Achieve new heights of vigor and stimulation with this deeply relaxing
and therapeutic foot treatment that unlocks tension and refreshes the
arches, toes, soles, and heels.
ALUNSINA - MILK BATH
20 minutes - Php 750
Achieve beautiful skin through this luxurious milk bath designed
to pamper you after a long day under the sun.
INADLAWAN - ALOE VERA & CUCUMBER BATH
20 minutes - Php 670
Rejuvenate your skin after a day under the sun, and let the cooling wonders
of the aloe vera and cucumber soothe your skin.